Cher's Guidebook

1. Take an Uber downtown and to golf 2. Floating the river AKA Tubing will strike at first timers like a rattle snake and bite you in the a—! You won’t feel drunk until you get up out of that tube and it hits you hard and fast so be mindful of relaxing and not feeling the affects of alcohol or you might be sorry later. 3. Our neighborhood is full of “T-Sippers” (comes from the TPC resort suburban area referring to stuck-up snobby people living in the area) so keep your distance and if anyone asks about your stay just say “I’m a friend of Cher’s. You can ask her laters. See ya later alligator!”